George Michael Gets Licence Back, Buys Ferrari
George Michael is a bad driver.
Way back in March of 2006, the former WHAM! star got himself in some legal hot water over the possession of cannabis in central London. Found slumped over his Range Rover’s steering wheel, police detected the odour of marijuana, and issued Michael a warning. Then, just a few months later, he was seen asleep behind the wheel of the same vehicle at a red light, which changed four times before another motorist woke the infamous pop star up with a tap on the window. Immediately waking him, Michael began driving again, but was seen weaving down the road before careening off parked cars before eventually whamming (forgive us, it was irresistible) into a parking bollard. Found to be under the influence, Michael was thankfully taken off the road.
But, sadly, he just got his licence back, which means it was time for the wealthy new driver to hit the dealerships. His steed of choice? A black Ferrari California capable of 193 miles per hour.
Lord help us.
